Story of movie Epic Movie :
Epic Movie is a 2007 American comedy film directed and written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and produced by Paul Schiff. It was made in a similar style to Date Movie, Friedberg and Seltzer's previous film, but as a spoof of the "Epic" style of films, hence the name. The film mostly references The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, the Harry Potter films, Tim Burton's version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, and X-Men: The Last Stand. The song "Ms. New Booty" by Bubba Sparxxx gained commercial attention for being featured in Epic Movie.
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| Directed by | Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer |
| Produced by | Paul Schiff |
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| Narrated by | Roscoe Lee Browne |
| Music by | Edward Shearmur |
| Cinematography | Shawn Maurer |
| Edited by | Peck Prior |
Production company | Regency Enterprises |
| Distributed by | 20th Century Fox |
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Running time | 85 minutes |
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| Language | English |
| Budget | $20 million |
| Box office | $86.9 million |
Screenplay
Lucy (Jayma Mays) finds that her adoptive father (David Carradine), a museum curator, has been attacked by Silas (Kevin Hart). Before dying, he gives clues which lead her to a "Golden Ticket" in a vending machine candy bar. During "comedic" situations, Golden Tickets are found by other orphans, which include Edward (Kal Penn), a disillusioned monk trainee; Susan (Faune Chambers), a displaced adopted girl; and Peter (Adam Campbell), a mutant at Mutant Academy who is often teased for his chicken-like wings. All four meet up at Willy's Chocolate Factory. Willy (Crispin Glover) reveals his plan to use them all as a special ingredient in his treats.
In an effort to hide from the maniacal Willy, Lucy finds a wardrobe. On the other side, in the middle of a wintry forest, she finds Mr. Tumnus (Hector Jimenez), who welcomes Lucy to Gnarnia and warns her of danger. The others follow Lucy to Gnarnia, and Edward meets the White Bitch (Jennifer Coolidge). She convinces him to trap the other orphans in order to become the king of Gnarnia in her White Castle. All four go to Tumnus' house, where they discover that they are all related to one another in a copy of the famous painting The Last Supper, and that the White Bitch killed their parents. They ally themselves with Harry Beaver (Katt Williams), Tumnus' life partner, to defeat the White Bitch.
Edward sneaks off to the White Bitch's castle and refuses to tell her where the others are. She flashes him her breasts, hypnotizing him into giving up the information on the orphans, then imprisons him. The White Bitch sends Silas after the trio; Tumnus apparently sacrifices himself to ensure their safety. Afterwards, the orphans meet a graying Harry Potter (Kevin McDonald), along with a balding Ron Weasley (George Alvarez) and a pregnant Hermione Granger (Crista Flanagan) at Hogwarts, and other characters from famous movies. They all help Lucy, Susan, and Peter train for the war against the White Bitch. Meanwhile, the White Bitch reveals her plans to create a new continent for her followers via a magic crystal. Edward escapes with the assistance of Captain Jack Swallows (Darrell Hammond), only to find out it was a ruse as Jack, the Bitch's old enemy, needs intelligence out of Edward. Jack is then stabbed by the White Bitch as the magic crystal is thrown in the ocean and grows, putting the Bitch's plan in motion.
Upon finishing their training, Lucy, Susan, and Peter head to the camp of Aslo (Fred Willard). Aslo agrees to help Edward, and he manages to kill Silas, but while breaking Edward out, Aslo is slain by the White Bitch. As the orphans have a pre-battle party with their allies, Susan gets drunk and vomits everywhere. Their army is disgusted enough that nobody shows up to help the orphans the next day. The four siblings engage the White Bitch in battle and are killed. Peter then finds a magic remote and uses its powers to revive his siblings. Together, they kill the army, defeat the White Bitch, and stop her plan. Peter declares the White Bitch will receive a fair and just trial in the new Gnarnia, but Jack's wheel accidentally crushes her. The four are crowned the new rulers of the land. Tumnus then shows up, having survived his battle. Decades later, the four now-elderly rulers find the wardrobe again and go through it. They appear moments after they had left, young again. They meet Borat (Danny Jacobs), who congratulates them on a happy ending, but then the four are accidentally run over by Jack's wheel.
Extended version
The unrated, longer version (released in the United Kingdom as the "Rude & Crude Unseen Version") of the film features some scenes not shown in the theatrical version. In the last scene, Willy Wonka, instead of Borat, comes in and says: "I told you it was going to be an epic adventure." Willy Wonka then goes in the wardrobe and puts out a "do not disturb" sign that refers to the girl in the wardrobe. The Oompa-Loompas come in and start singing the Willy Wonka theme song. The four are then crushed by the wheel. Also, during the scene where Lucy is crushed under the junk that falls out of the "Narnia" closet, the girl who runs out is nude, as opposed to wearing a bikini. In the Snakes on a Plane scene, when the Samuel L. Jackson lookalike yells, he replaces "goddamn" with "motherfuckin'". In the sex scene with Mystique, Peter follows big hooters with the words silver dollar nipples.
| Actor/Actress | Role | Parody of | Movie/TV |
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| Kal Penn | Edward Pervertski | Edmund Pevensie/Kumar Patel/Agustus Gloop | The Chronicles of Narnia/Nacho Libre/Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
| Adam Campbell | Peter Pervertski/Super Peter | Peter Pevensie/Angel/Superman/Charlie Bucket | The Chronicles of Narnia/X-Men/Superman Returns/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
| Faune A. Chambers | Susan Pervertski | Susan Pevensie/Veruca Salt | The Chronicles of Narnia/Snakes on a Plane/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
| Jayma Mays | Lucy Pervertski | Lucy Pevensie/Violet | The Chronicles of Narnia/The Da Vinci Code/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
| Jennifer Coolidge | The White Bitch of Gnarnia | White Witch/Stifler's Mom/Davy Jones | The Chronicles of Narnia/American Pie/Pirates of the Caribbean |
| Tony Cox | Bink | Ginarrbrik | The Chronicles of Narnia |
| Jack Cortes | Mister Fantastical/Reeve Richards | Mister Fantastic | Fantastic Four |
| Hector Jimenez | Mr. Tumnus/Tony Fauntana | Mr Tumnus/Tony Montana | The Chronicles of Narnia/Scarface/MTV Cribs |
| Jareb Dauplaise | Ignacio/Nacho | Jack Black | Nacho Libre |
| Crispin Glover | Willy | Willy Wonka | Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
| Darrell Hammond | Captain Jack Swallows | Jack Sparrow/Captain Morgan | Pirates of the Caribbean/Captain Morgan |
| Carmen Electra | Mystique | Herself | X-Men |
| Jim Piddock | Magneto | Himself | X-Men |
| Kevin Hart (uncredited) | Silas | Himself | The Da Vinci Code |
| Fred Willard | Aslo | Aslan | The Chronicles of Narnia |
| David Carradine | Curator | Jacques Saunière | The Da Vinci Code |
| Katt Williams | Harry Beaver | Mr. Beaver | The Chronicles of Narnia and Bell Canada reference in scene with PDA |
| Danny Jacobs | Borat Sagdiyev / Pirate with Eye Patch | Himself | Borat |
| Nick Steele | Lead Archer | None | The Chronicles of Narnia |
| Gregory Jbara | Mel Gibson | Himself | |
| David Lehre | Ashton Kutcher | Himself | Punk'd |
| Kevin McDonald | Harry Potter | Himself | Harry Potter series |
| George Alvarez | Ron Weasley | Himself | Harry Potter series |
| Crista Flanagan | Hermione Granger | Herself | Harry Potter series |
| Alla Petrou | Paris Hilton | Herself | |
| James Walker, Sr. | Samuel "God Damn"/"Motherfuckin'" Jackson | Samuel L. Jackson/Agent Neville Flynn | Snakes on a Plane |
| Abe Spigner | Flavor Flav | Himself | Flavor of Love |
| Lauren Conrad | Herself | Herself | The Hills |
| Vince Vieluf | Wolverine | Himself | X-Men series |
| Lindsey Kraft | Rogue | Herself | X-Men |
| Scott L. Schwartz | Hagrid | Himself | Harry Potter series |
| Roscoe Lee Browne | Narrator | None | |
| Tad Hilgenbrink | Cyclops | Himself | X-Men |
| Audra Lynn | Bikini woman running out of wardrobe (theatrical version)/Nude woman running out of wardrobe (unrated version) | None | |
| Anwar Burton | Michael Jackson | Himself | |
| Darko Belgrade | James Bond | Himself | James Bond series |
| Dane Farwell | Albus Dumbledore | Himself | Harry Potter series |
| Kahshanna Evans | Storm | Herself | X-Men trilogy |
| Rico Rodriguez | Chanchito | Chancho | Nacho Libre |
| Heather Storm | Aslo's girl | None | |
| Shawn McDonald | P. Daddy Faun | Puff Daddy |
Box office
Epic Movie debuted at number one at the box office with a gross of $18.6 million over the opening weekend. As of May 8, 2007, the film has grossed $86,865,564, with $39,739,367 of that amount earned domestically, despite negative reviews from critics. The film was an economic success for its producers not least because it had a comparatively low budget, estimated at $20 million (the same as Date Movie).
Critical response
Epic Movie was panned by critics. On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 2% based on 64 reviews with an average rating of 2.3/10. The site's critical consensus reads, "A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes." On Metacritic, the film has a score of 17 out of 100 based on 17 critics, indicating "overwhelming dislike". Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "C-" on an A+ to F scale.
A. O. Scott of The New York Times called the film "irreverent and also appreciative, dragging its satiric prey down to the lowest pop-cultural denominator" and added, "The humor is coarse and occasionally funny. The archly bombastic score . . . is the only thing you might call witty. But happily, Jennifer Coolidge and Fred Willard show up . . . to add some easy, demented class." Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle thought "only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny or worth making at all." Describing it as "so bereft of anything resembling wit or inspiration", he wondered, "What were the perpetrators, uh filmmakers, thinking?" In the Los Angeles Times, Alex Chun called the film "nothing more than a disjointed series of scenes and references cobbled together as a backdrop for sophomoric humor," and Ronnie Scheib of Variety said it was "epically unfunny" and "unlikely to join the list of blockbusters it lampoons." The Radio Times said "There's very little that's epic about this senseless parody, but then there's very little that's funny about it, either... It's mind-numbingly, tediously unamusing and is so devoid of imagination it even parodies self-mocking films."
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